Feed My Frankenstein

The New York Post has announced that Bride of Frankenstein is getting a sexy remake (or re-imagination or whatever the buzz phrase is now).  Excited?  No?!  Well if the idea of a Susan Boyle looking creature in a short skirt is turning you off this latest Hollywood attempt at saving money that would otherwise go into creating original ideas then listen up:

“She’ll be young. They’re looking for a person with great power and sex appeal. Someone along the lines of Scarlett Johansson or Anne Hathaway.” New York Post

Suddenly my penis and I agree that this is actually a fantastic idea for a movie.  In fact all they need do now is mention Diora Baird and I’ll prepare my tent and sleeping bag and get ready to camp outside my local cinema.

One Response to “Feed My Frankenstein”

  1. The DvS Says:

    Forever blinded by Scarlett. Is she the one for you that can polish turds? Now Diora’s come along, you want to pay more attention to Scarlett. She misses you.

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