Brett Ratner confesses that he’s the Antichrist.

Following rumours that Bryan Singer may return to make the X-Men movies good again Brett Ratner has come out to show the world why people should thank him:

“You can’t make these people happy.  I’m kind of the Anti-Christ to these comic book geeks.  Every single person that wrote (sic) s**t went to see that movie multiple times because a movie doesn’t gross $200 something million unless people go to see it more than once.  Every single person who said, ‘I’m never seeing that movie,’ they were the first ones there. “What are they concerned about?  It’s out of the filmmaker’s hands.  A film is a collaborative effort.  How’s a person sitting at home going to worry about how a movie is going to turn out to be?  I just know one thing: mine outgrossed the other two by far.  Mine was the one that made the most narrative sense.  And I’m not knocking Bryan’s movie but he just does a certain thing;  Bryan uses his brain and I use my eye and my instincts more.  It’s a whole different approach to making a movie.  I’m not saying my movie wasn’t smart; I just wasn’t intellectualising it.  I was just looking at it as pure entertainment value which is what it was.”

“The most ridiculous statement I’ve read is – and of course I looked at the internet after the movie came out – that I buried the franchise.  If I buried the franchise how the f**k did they make a Wolverine (spin-off)? I mean, that’s ridiculous.  And they’re making three other f**king X-Men movies.  Mine kept the franchise alive!”

Yeah nice work Ratner.  You sure convinced your critics – I reckon we should officially make you a godamned saint.

One Response to “Brett Ratner confesses that he’s the Antichrist.”

  1. So much wrongness there… where to begin?

    Okay for starters Brett you did kill the franchise. Why do you think the Wolverine movie was an origins movie?

    You use your “eye” to direct? Would that be your japs eye?

    “I’m not saying my movie wasn’t smart…” Vinnie Jones as Juggernaut – mmm… that was smart.

    Finally when was box-office gross any indicator of a movie’s quality? Cause Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest is obviously the third best film of all time.

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