Stacks Movie Moments (reprise)

Bwahahaha! I’ve totally taken over Blammo this week! I’ve remembered a few clips that I’d missed, also Jay reminded me that the Eve & Wall-E space walk scene is beautiful and quite right he was too, however we had Wall-E already so I’ve not included that one. The DvS reminded me that “Me, Myself & Irene” was made in 2000, but there are very few good scenes online to post. I had a whole bunch of other clips suggestions, as did The DvS, but sadly we couldn’t find any decent quality youtube links so they’re sadly omitted from this post.

If you’re walking down the street, and you see a little Ghost, what you gonna do about GHOSTBUUUUSTERSSS

So this isn’t actually from “Be Kind Rewind” but the montage scene I actually wanted to post isn’t on youtube, this however kind of sums it all up so I’m happy to post it instead of the original footage, Gondrey magic!

Li’l Ze don’t give a fuck

City of God was gritty, really gritty! As I mentioned in a previous rant a couple posts back, City of God was the reason I couldn’t watch British “grit” any more, because once you’ve seen real gritty you can’t go back to the world of some chavs on a london estate drinking special brew.

Last night I dreamt my penis was a Spanish Galleon

Yes Pirates XXX is a porn movie, but its also got Evan Stone playing a real life Zapp Brannigan clone and doesn’t he do it well! This is a reletivly safe for work clip collection someone has complied but its from a porn movie so its obviosuly not no family time thing.

Am old fashioned kick in the cunt.

“Run Ronnie, Run” is pretty awful, but about half way through for no apparent reason this scene happens! If David Cross and the other one nobody finds funny (Bob Odenkirk? – ed) are remembered for anything this decade, then this should be it!

Tony Jaa comes from nowhere and breaks faces with his dirty fighting

Tony Jaa has been one of the better martial artist phonomena of the decade. By staying away from the dreaded wire fighting and keeping it very real with his own stunts and fight choreography, Jaa has found a special place in my heart that longed for a return to the Jackie Chan style movies of the late 80’s and early 90’s. I only wish he didn’t fight so dirty! This scene from The Protector is 6 minutes of awesome.

… and finally Diora’s boobs

This is a scene from the terrible “Bachelor Party Vegas“.  Bare this in mind when you watch however; if you ever get to meet Jonathan Bennett, shake that man by the hand because by proxy you’d have touched Diora Baird’s boobs and Diora’s boobs are the greatest thing of the decade! Happy New Year motherfuckers.

4 Responses to “Stacks Movie Moments (reprise)”

  1. GW Paperstacks Says:

    Holy crap so many grammatical errors, I’ll correct it after steak.

  2. It’s understandable, what with the two best things in ten years and their amazing defiance of gravity.

  3. Some terrible stuff there man. Me Myself and Irene is fairly amusing I suppose but that Kick in the Cunt doesn’t even have a catchy tune dammit.

    However as you were the only one of us to actually bother writing it up I give you full marks. Good work sir!

  4. GW Paperstacks Says:

    fuck you queer

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