Razzie!

Awards season is here, and some may have missed those Golden Globes (unless you caught an adult streaming video website, then you’d feel the magic and hear the roar). Fear not, for the Academy Awards are almost here, where usually a tired Count will liveblog his thought and opinions of the show as it happens. But that’s not what’s important, oh no. Bleeding Eyes purists like myself cannot wait for the show that precedes this big one by a mere 24 hours.

The 30th Annual Razzie Awards nominations have arrived, and in honoured tradition, they truly embrace the worst of the previous year’s cinematic exploits. I bet you’re dying to see them, yet I don’t see The Invention Of Lying here (wonder if I’ll get jumped on by someone who held a boom mic on set for saying that)…

Nominations are…

Worst Picture:
All About Steve
G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
Land Of The Lost
Old Dogs
Transformer: Revenge Of The Fallen

Worst Actor:
All Three Jonas Brothers – JONAS BROTHERS: THE 3-D CONCERT EXPERIENCE
Will Ferrell – LAND OF THE LOST
Steve Martin – PINK PANTHER 2
Eddie Murphy – IMAGINE THAT
John Travolta – OLD DOGS

Worst Actress:
Beyonce – OBSESSED
Sandra Bullock – ALL ABOUT STEVE
Miley Cyrus – HANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIE
Megan Fox – JENNIFER’s BODY and TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN
Sarah Jessica Parker – DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MORGANS?

Worst Supporting Actor:
Billy Ray Cyrus -HANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIE
Hugh Hefner (as Himself) – MISS MARCH
Robert Pattinson – TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON
Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka) – LAND OF THE LOST
Marlon Wayans – G.I. JOE

Worst Supporting Actress:
Candice Bergen – BRIDE WARS
Ali Larter – OBSESSED
Sienna Miller – G.I. JOE
Kelly Preston – OLD DOGS
Julie White (as Mom) – TRANSFORMERS 2

Agree/disagree? Seen any of the movies and have a valid point to make? Your platform is right here.

2 Responses to “Razzie!”

  1. WTF? Tranfermers too is da bezt. Ur all gay cos megan fox is so hot yeah

  2. What?
    No award for “Most retarded 1st AD of the year.”
    Shame.
    I know someone who’d be a shoe-in for that.

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