The NSFW Post

It’s another one of these dastardly NSFW posts that could get you fired if you are viewing in a workplace full of the squeamish, the elderly or the common do-gooder who picks up other people’s dog poop after their hounds have soiled the pavements. If your workplace happens to be a school, then your alibi is “it’s for children’s awareness to the meia studies they may face during college” or to cut it short “it’s an art project“. But in the element of doing the right thing, Blammo says it’s NSFW, so don’t click things if you know you’re going to be appalled/offended/disgusted/mortified/shit your pants. Thanks.

Okay, first trailer is from a movie making a huge noise from the SXSW is Srpski Film, which you may know as A Serbian Film. The trailer that follows is said to barely scrape the surface of the film’s actual content and is considered to be more shocking than Lars Von Trier’s Antichrist. I cannot judge this for I have seen neither movie, but if a term of “snuff” is floating around this, and not a whiff of Nic Cage and some 8MM movie then it’s a safe bet it’s headed for brutality. Synopsis? You got one.

Milos, a retired ex-porn star, now leads a normal family life with his beautiful wife, Maria and five year old son Stefan in tumultuous Serbia inn a modern era of transition, trying to make ends meet. A sudden call from his former colleague, still hot porn actress Layla, will change everything. Aware of his financial problems, Layla introduces Milos to Vukmir – a shady, mysterious, menacing and politically powerful figure in the porn business who makes Milos an offer he can’t refuse. A leading role in Vukmir’s new production will provide financial support to Milos and his family for the rest of their lives. Milos is hesitant at first, because a contract insists on his absolute unawareness of the script they will shoot or the dramatic situations that Vukmir is going to put him through during filming. Finally, he agrees, driven by the urge of security for his family, protecting it from the impending poverty so dominant in Serbia today. From then on, Milos is drawn into a maelstrom of unbelievable cruelty an mayhem devised by his employer, “The Director”, of his Destiny, Vukmir. Relentless in his attempt to make an ultimate artistic “snuff-porn”, the one that has never been seen, using poor people as his acting cannon fodder, and unleash it upon the hungry eyes of the world. Vukmir and his cohorts will stop at nothing to complete his “vision”, and will go to unspeakable lengths to achieve it, using even innocent children as props. In order to escape the living cinematic hell he’s put into and save his family’s life. Milos will have to sacrifice everything: his pride, his morality, his sanity, and maybe even his own life. In a Serbian “Heart of Darkness” where life is cheaper then a candy bar, in a struggle with enemies powerful beyond belief and just as violent and pathologically evil, the chances of surviving are abnormally thin.

Shock me! SHOCK ME!

The second NSFW trailer I’m showing today is completely my cup of batshit coffee.

Yes. Vampire Girl Vs Frankenstein Girl. Another slice of deranged bloodsplatter pie from those crazy minds of my much beloved recommendation of last year,  Tokyo Gore Police. These films beg me to question my sanity often, as I sit with eyes glued to the screen, trying to analyse why this appeals to me so much. Then I don’t care because I’m having fun watching these ludicrous adventures, and satisfying my inner freak. Another question comes to mind and that’s “where the fuck is Robogeisha?“. What’s this one about then, dear internet?

In a tragic love triangle, Monami/Vampire Girl (Yukie Kawamura) gives Mizushima (Takumi Saito) a Valentine’s Day chocolate filled with her own blood, changing him into an immortal. The third side of the triangle is Keiko (Eri Otoguro) who wants Mizushima all to herself. A fight ensues, but when Keiko accidentally falls to her death from the roof, her mad scientist Kubuki father brings her back to life with the aid of a few of her fellow students’ body parts allowing her to take on Monami in a battle to the death.

Give it to me, right now. Watch the following to give yourself the bug too.

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