Squawking for attention

YOU. Yes you. Not you, legendary aviary thriller that has been in the hearts, souls and minds of the world since Hitchcock adapted your Du Maurier novel on the screen in 1963. No, move along, I’m talking to this little one trying to hide from Blammo’s eyesight. Why are you hiding yourself? You should know that whatever catches the Eye Of Blammo (I’m so going to patent that), catches the imaginations of those who follow us. ALL TEN OF THEM!

Nah, enough with the melodramatics. Birdemic, what channels does Blammo have to go through to see your movie? We are all cats, here, you see, and despite the associated curiosity that’s attached to the feline race, you also have a lot of birds on show. That blonde one in particular, for I’m driven by PASSION. Rawr. Yet, all of us are so intrigued by your tale of killer birds and beak related deaths, we cannot ignore such a frivolity.

Nice as it is to see such a superb trailer attached now, you had me sold two months ago.

3 Responses to “Squawking for attention”

  1. Wasn’t this the one I pointed you towards? With the EXPLODING BIRDS and shit?

  2. GW Paperstacks Says:

    They only wish they had the technology to make birds explode and shit!!!!

  3. This looks amazing! I want the theme song as my ring tone…

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