Finish Him, and make it really hurt this time

I don’t know what this is, other than a Mortal Kombat…something. We don’t know if it’s for an upcoming game or a reboot of the movie franchise (which was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. SHUT UP!) that Warner Bros were interested in. With Michael Jai White and Jeri Ryan as Jax and Sonya Blade (try and guess who’s who. Bet you can’t..), and a very surprising look at two characters that have rightfully been made into homicidal maniacs, this isn’t looking to grab your attention for five minutes. Something big is dying to happen for the MK name and this is a positive step in the right direction!

Alright, I was always more of a Kombat fan than Street Fighter. Look at the quality of the latter’s movies. I know two people who will argue this.  Anyway, video. Sonya Blade was superhot in the first movie. Yes, yes video.

3 Responses to “Finish Him, and make it really hurt this time”

  1. Sonya Blade was hot in the first movie. It’s just a shame she married Pete Sampras.

    This looks like Seven meets Enter The Dragon which is probably the best combo since peanut butter and jam. Unless you have a nut allergy.

  2. What! She married Sampras! WHAT! He’s like Beast Man with a tennis racquet.

  3. GW Paperstacks Says:

    wow this has the worst script I’ve ever heard, I’m only watching it because Black Dynamite is in it.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: