Disaster!

We heard that this was actually existed on the weekend and threw our collective drinks down in disgust. Some might say we had a drunken scoop and nothing to follow it up with or write about it with other than a borrowed pen and a napkin from the bar and another round of spirits. But, lo and behold, chaps and chappettes, it’s our unfortunate honour to introduce you to your newest petrol station top seller….

Titanic II: it throws out the tragedy strewn love story, all elements of truth, possibly even icebergs and replaces it with a new modern day setting and a hundred percent dramatic action. See for yourself.

So remember to pick it up next time you fill up your tank with the ole’ unleaded. I can’t wait for whatever’s next. Fingers crossed it’s a sequel to Independence Day called Day Of Independence. I HOPE, I DREAM.