H-h-h-h-h-h-h-has everybody heard, about the bird? Yes that flock of remake seagulls flying above movie studios everywhere, daily, hourly, BY THE SECOND. With films like Zombieland and District 9, tearing through the legions of Seen-It-All-Befores having their moment to shine. And they did. Now, sadly, these forces are multiplying at a rate of knots, and it’s my duty to shout and moan about them. Ready? LAUNCH THE DvS NEGATOMIC PURIFIER.
Blammo! 