Changing the age of driving from 17 to 18 because we don’t know WTF we’re doing.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on October 11, 2013 by Kat

Here in the UK, it has been proposed that the legal age of driving is changed from 17 to 18 to reduce the number of accidents and deaths caused by inexperienced drivers.

WHAT?!?!?! How does that make sense?  By moving the age from 17 to 18 is only moving the inexperience to a different age!

If a person learns to drive at 40, they will be just as inexperienced as a 17 year old that has just started to learn to drive. Neither have ANY experience. Age has nothing to do with it. Sure, they’ll have more life experience, but life experience doesn’t give you better road experience or better reactions. In fact, it would have the opposite effect. Surely the younger you can get someone learning, the more time they have to gain experience?!?!

Surely common sense will prevail.

GTA Online stimulus (and I’m still worse off for it)

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on October 11, 2013 by Kat

Yes, this is a child-like moan about not being restored fictional money.

First off, as Rockstar have explained, their $500,000 to everyone is a ‘stimulus’. So this means Rockstar are doing nothing about my in-game loss, or anyone’s loss for that matter. Instead, they’re giving everyone some cash regardless of their circumstances. This means you’ll be 500k better off, but so will EVERYONE who has played or will play the game this month (at time of writing). Exploited the game and already have $5,000,000 in the bank? Have another $500,000! Lost $1,000,000 hard-earned in-game dollars? Have $500,000! You’ve only lost $500,000 overall!

Those that think that they are actually getting this as compensation, I assure them they are not. They will be no better off than those unaffected by Rockstar’s complete fuck-up of an online launch. In fact, they will be just as worse off as they were before. Let’s look at the maths:

Me – lost 87k. Given 500k. Balance = 413k

Anyone who has lost NOTHING – lost 0k. Given 500k. Balance = 500k

Effectively, my stimulus is 413k. Theres is 500k. And I’m the one that has had the loss!

So… I’m not compensated? I’m clearly 87k down against anyone else in the game, so my loss still remains.

So… Someone like me who has experienced losses will still be $87,000 worse off than someone that starts playing in two weeks time.

Not only am I not compensated, but I’m STILL worse off than anyone that hasn’t had any problems.

With regard to Rockstar’s mention of economy, I would have to ask… what economy? This is not an MMORPG. I cannot buy from others, and I cannot sell to others. In addition, some people have exploited the game and gained $2,000,000 in an hour or so of gaming. In that time I made a significant loss due to my -$87,000. They speak of economy and giving 250k in two stages not to wreck it, but whatever economy it apparently has is surely already shot to shit within a week of launch?

I accept they can’t rectify individual issues, so I guess my gripe is with the abysmal launch of the online mode. Before anyone starts moaning that there will be issues at launch and blah blah blah, let me explain that I am not criticising the server-related issues. However, it appears there has been little thought as to how the game should behave when a loss of server connection occurs.

I am assuming it was the connection issues that have caused the many losses people have experienced. Allowing players to continue progress without being able to save immediately sounds alarming! Was this not considered? The many exploits in the game are glaringly obvious. If they really wanted to protect this non-existent economy, why not identify these during testing? This all smacks of a rushed launch without adequate testing time.

Rockstar have botched this online launch, where people are at end-game content after just hours of playing. So much for the long-term. Yes, more content will be coming, but by then I’ll have moved on. This is partly because I don’t believe the game can now become what it could have, and I feel that their handling of issues is somewhat illusionary.

R.I.P. Blake Edwards

Posted in News with tags , on December 16, 2010 by The DvS

Being thrown out of this place is significantly better than being thrown out of a leper colony.

The Assassination of Yogi Bear

Posted in Uncategorized on December 14, 2010 by GW Paperstacks

Thor Blimey (again)

Posted in News, Trailers with tags , , , , on December 11, 2010 by The DvS

If I got to be honest, this trailer for Thor poses more interest than that elongated Comic Con leak a few months back. Now I’m rather keen to see it, where as before I was rather in two minds whether I should take a toilet during Hopkins hamming up Odin. Watch, people.

Vodpod videos no longer available.

Thor Blimey (again), posted with vodpod

 

Transformers: Nothing like Pink Floyd. Shush.

Posted in News, Previews, Trailers with tags , , , , on December 9, 2010 by The DvS

Dark Of The Moon? Really? That’s the best you could come up with? Sounds tragic on name alone.

Nevertheless, Michael Bay is back with his take on big robots who seem really crap at hiding. The third instalment of Transformers is on the way, and Blammo don’t half love a bit of robot on robot action. Well, personal opinon differs amongst us all, but even though Megan Fox has departed (SHAME, no really I’m serious, I love her. LOVE. A LA STALK), we still have those lovely little clunk click noises to look forward to!

We needn’t analyse anything here. There’s a situation involving the first men on the moon (not HG Wells folks. Sorry, run along…) and it’s clearly been covered up that they run into a Decepticon ship on the moon and potentially awake something that’s probably not going to do very well on the toy stakes unless it’s really cool in the movie. Don’t you hate that? Your big bad in your film is £3.97 in Toys R Us within four weeks of release? BOOOOO.

Tease us then. I enjoyed them clunks and clicks.

R.I.P. Irvin Kershner

Posted in News with tags , , , on November 29, 2010 by The DvS

So soon as one leaves us, another one goes…

Irvin Kershner, director of The Empire Strikes Back, Never Say Never Again and my favourite, Robocop 2. Rest in peace.

R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen

Posted in News with tags , , , , on November 29, 2010 by The DvS

It’s a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don’t amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

Monsters: Lost in Transmutation

Posted in Indie Movies about nothing, Reviews, Teh Awesome, The Guest Spot with tags , on November 27, 2010 by GW Paperstacks

There is a long held opinion around the watercooler at the Blammo offices and it’s one of the few things we all agree on, Monster movies should deal with the struggle of a few people instead of tackling the big picture.

The average armchair viewer can’t feel empathy towards the military man who single-handedly destroys the alien threat, but they can draw some parallels with their own lifestyle if the hero of a monster movie is a fat bloke who’s trying to save himself. Cloverfield was a fine example of this theory in action. YES! A monster was attacking New York, but what the fuck were a bunch of rich kids from Brooklyn going to do about it? Nothing! Instead of following a story about how a space alien was delt with by the military we had a movie about how a bunch of friends saved a really hot girl and attempted to get evacuated like everyone else.

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I want my eyes to bleed again…

Posted in A Retrosepctive, Bleeding Eyes, News with tags , , on November 26, 2010 by The DvS

I was just flicking through the internet, as you do, and stumbled across the sheer horror that I only managed to see once as a child, is being released on DVD for the first time in the UK. Yes, the kingdom united, December the 13th is a day to remember. It’s a day where you will remember my harsh warning when you walk into your local DVD emporium and see the (possibly overpriced) offending item on the shelf. I’m talking about the indescribable events that take place within the world of The Garbage Pail Kids.

The year is 1987. We’re all young little scamps, running around pretending we’re Street Hawks, Airwolves and Knight Riders (even the girls were at it), being tortured by our parent’s dodgy tastes in music when they were drunk (something about Disco Sheep haunts me to this day), and sorting through our collections of Garbage Pail Kids trading cards. How we loved them! A complete gross out parody of the cutesy Cabbage Patch Kids, there’s nothing we enjoyed more than taking our 375+ collection of cards with an overpowering essence of crappy chewing gum into the school yards and impressing others with our Eerie Ernie’s or our Adam Bomb’s.  Then we also discovered you get that essence on your clothes, you will reek all month no matter how hard you wash.

So, again, we go back to the days of how great the video shops were. Being at the age where what you’re collecting is suddenly a movie you had no idea was happening, and there it was right before your very eyes, it instantly demands your attention. Not necessarily your respect because you’re only ten or eleven years old, and making a Blammo is a long way off yet. Yet look, it’s trailer time! imagine this on the front end of your rented video of American Rabbit.

We’re all agreed then that looked bollocks? Great! Then please join me on December the 13th, for I’m going to resurrect the Bleeding Eyes segment, as this cannot be ignored. Windy Winston and Ali Gator are going to be nothing else but HILARIOUS. They were back then, because we really didn’t know better. Maybe that was the best state of mind to employ…